Meet the Team
Richard Brookland - Cobbler-in-Chief
He was born in the wagon of a travelling show. His mother used to dance for the money they threw, his papa would what ever he could, preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of doctor good.
Dislikes: All other ducks
Favourite Type of Duck: Mallards
Martin Nowell - Head Bean Counter
Nothing much is known about this shadowy member of staff. We're not even sure if that's his real name. All we know is that he is scared of clowns and knows a terrible secret about Nicholas Lyndhurst.
Likes: Dogs in hats
Dislikes: Dogs with eyebrows
Least favourite Gallagher: Kirsty
Wallace Unger - Work Experience Boy
Wallace doesn't really work here which is a shame because he looks like he would be full of great grandpa wisdom. Also look at his spiffy hat.
Likes: Spiffy Hats
Dislikes: Not working at Cobblers and Coffee
Favourite Song: Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth
If you see anyone other than these three working in the shop there is a good chance we have been taken over by terrorists. Please call John McClane as soon as it is safe.