Meet the Team

Richard Brookland - Cobbler-in-Chief

He was born in the wagon of a travelling show. His mother used to dance for the money they threw, his papa would what ever he could, preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of doctor good.

Likes: Mallards

Dislikes: All other ducks

Favourite Type of Duck: Mallards

Martin Nowell - Head Bean Counter

Nothing much is known about this shadowy member of staff. We're not even sure if that's his real name. All we know is that he is scared of clowns and knows a terrible secret about Nicholas Lyndhurst.

Likes: Dogs in hats

Dislikes: Dogs with eyebrows

Least favourite Gallagher: Kirsty

Wallace Unger - Work Experience Boy

Wallace doesn't really work here which is a shame because he looks like he would be full of great grandpa wisdom. Also look at his spiffy hat.

Likes: Spiffy Hats

Dislikes: Not working at Cobblers and Coffee

Favourite Song: Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth

If you see anyone other than these three working in the shop there is a good chance we have been taken over by terrorists. Please call John McClane as soon as it is safe.